Actually - speaking of the 'unexplained' - I spent ages thinking of the BOGOF offers in supermarkets.
I used to wonder - for example ' if I purchased bags of frozen peas (buy one get one free) , which bag would be the 'free' one.
After some deep thinking, it dawned on me - it would the the second bag I pulled out of the freezer, as the first bag would be the one I was paying for at the checkout.
Just a little Chav moment there !

.............and back to the Elderberry wine it is !
Merry Christmas TS'ers

Oh and just one more thing - 'don't forget to remove the giblets from the turkey prior to cooking, otherwise someone will think they are a doing a bush-tuca trial if they get served up amongst the sprouts tomorrow.